I am a Unicorn. I left Mars to visit Earth, & have stayed to watch you, & laugh at how silly you are - if only you were as awesome as a Unicorn, you would have much better lives.
A Unicorn is always right, even if they are wrong they're right. Understand that humans & we will get along. I have a pet human, it complains a lot, I sometimes let it loose on my page here, but it has its own blog for its boring crap.