Completely Lazy Guide….
To This Blogs Author
Pretty much, I don’t remember signing anything, but I’m pretty sure I must have done, since this is exactly much how my life goes.
Swearing is the shit! Only you have the power to offend yourself by a word which YOU consider offensive
What is life without a little bit of crazy? After all we have to be pretty crazy to believe in the magic that is existence
Occasionally it’s Bollocks instead.
Oh how I wish this were not true!
They’re all safe to be around, except for Igor, Igor likes to stamp on stupid people.
Yes, I am one of those sad, generic people, who is going to say that music has helped me get this far in life. It may be a cliche but there’s lots around!
After several stays in mental health wards, another cliche that is very true, there’s a thin line between genius and insanity.
To be fair normal is overrated
I would be a fucking millionaire, perhaps I should start keeping one!
I am never sarcastic, well not on Sundays anyway, unless you’re reading this on a Sunday.
A little knowledge can indeed be a dangerous thing, a lot can be suicide.
The rest was thinking is it them or me, what shall I have to eat, what did I come in this room for, and I need a cigarette.
Or maybe try just navigating away from this blog!